Epic sex?" I sputtered. "By what standards, precisely, is sex judged to be epic?"" And tons and tons of mortal simps like you used as pawns." Bob sighed happily, ignoring my question. "There are no words. It was like the Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with the Macho Man Randy Savage and a Whac-A-Mole machine. Jim Butcher
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There is no doubt that the first time you have sex with your significant other, it is magical. However, soon after that moment, you start hearing that same old question again and again. This may be because of the hormones that are flooding your body after you have sex for the first time. Although this person may give you tons of love for a while, eventually, if your relationship doesn't last longer than a few months, they will become bored of you. If they are not quite as literate as Nelson Mandela, they may think that you are just another pawn to be used in their epic sex.

Source: Ghost Story

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